Carmichael stopped believing the day he was told the fat man in the red suit was make believe. No shit. Its all a lie. Of course he was seven and there were many tears but that is the day he became the father he is today. The embarrassment of overhearing two kids at school joke about the matter as he held his pee at the urinal in disbelief stuck with him. His brain felt proud there. What poor fools those boys are and whats with that weird kid Bobby who tries to kiss all the guys. Fuckn’ A! those guys had more figured out than Carmichael had. Even Bobby. Hope he turned out ok but coming to terms with homos is another story.